Friday, March 03, 2006

Please Don't Sue Me

(Note to our American readers: this refers to the current legal action taken by England international footballer Ashley Cole. Two British newspapers alleged that a "gay sex orgy" involving two Premiership footballers - that's like really famous in England, the biggest sports stars in the country - had included a mobile phone used as a sex toy by switching it to vibrate then sticking it up the bottom and calling the number. ) Dickie Entrails has no problem with any sexual activity undertaken by consenting adults in private, but has major issues with promiscuous public phoning.


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